At the annual shareholders meeting, the new President delivers his inaugural speech. Topics include the passing of the former president,new focuses for the company, as well as Salamanderman and RoboTiger.
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Well, another year has come and gone, and it’s time for everyone to take off those company issued jackboots, and put on their company issued flip-flops! It’s time to Par-TAY, on the company dime! But don’t let that turn of phrase spoil it; Awesome Corp is spending at least 100 times that amount. As this undated photo from a previous Staff Retreat shows, our CEO Mr. Hardley knows how to have a good time at the Bohemian Groves!
Also, the company urges its employees not to let the lingering images from last year’s retreat keep them from attending. Remember: It only takes a few bad apples to ruin the fun and cause the death of many, many innocent carnival workers. (Our lawyers would like to point out this is not an admission of guilt, only a friendly warning.) So grab the kids and the dog and head on down to Mr. Hardley’s estate in Crawford, TX, and enjoy a heap-big helping of a good time. It’s Awesome Corp’s was of saying “THANKS!”.
* Please only attend if you are on the guest list. So far the list includes:
That is all.
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